Thursday 23 December 2010

Blog visitors determine the identity of THE Bearded One.

According to visitors of “I'm so Normal it's Uncool” the Bearded One categorically refers to Ron “Bumblefoot” Thal.

Jesus Christ received 5% of the vote and when phoned to see how he felt about the result were were quickly informed by the Angel Gabriel that he was “too busy concentrating on plans for his upcoming 2010th birthday” to comment.

Al-Qaeda frontman Osama Bin Laden is said to be infuriated at gaining just 5% more than Jesus claiming “all those years of wash-rinse-repeat” had not gotten him any closer to eliminating the Western world.

Santa Claus' Chief Elf and public representative Adulte Toyze blamed St. Nicholas' polling woes on the smear campaign of The Grinch.

Ron's Beard is elated by the fan's choice going as far as to say the victory had “given Ron's Beard a mandate to govern the world”. Ron's Beard then went onto encourage all its' supporters to refrain from giving after shaves as gifts over the Christmas period.



2 comments:

  1. Wtg Bumblefoot!!

    (I cast the first vote...glad to know the majority followed my lead B-{)

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  2. Ron "Bumblefoot" Thal described the interview as "Cool as fuck...!" which has made my holidays.

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