Have you seen this man?



Reward: The survival of mankind

Normally, those sweet and unassuming brown eyes would tell the tale of a very amiable man. But this “person” has succumbed to a dastardly and evil plague. The above is a typical case of “On Foot's Mouth” (even deadlier than foot and mouth disease). This pandemic has been overcoming personalities and encouraging them to engage in despicable behaviour. The New York Federal Police Department has issued an arrest warrant for Ron “Bumblefoot” Thal (who is said to be in Apu Daddy) in the hope of containing this disastrous burden. Searches are presently ongoing at the residence of Matt Groening. Head of the department which doesn't exist Mike Stacheo said “Be warned, the Bearded One is said to be armed with guns, and has a strange odour of roses, dipped in faeces”. Meanwhile the less sinister Bearded One has been demoted to number two on the World's Most Wanted list.